Best moment of my day.
My DTO was taking and order and all of a sudden I heard some outbursts from the people near the monitor for the drive thru. After the interaction was over, I went to see what had happened. The girl had been in the passenger seat, leaning over to say her order. Apparently her shirt was rather low cut and she was practically hanging out of it. As if that wasn't absurd enough, the guy driving the car then started GROPING HER while she was talking.
Major kudos to my DTO for keeping it together. He also wins for best possible comment in the situation.
Me: I kind of want to tell them we have a camera. Like "um, we can see you, dude."
Him: Or: "You want me to use that milk to make your latte?"
Everyone on the floor burst into laughter at the exact same moment, and thank GOD the DT window was closed. Oh dear... what a stupid day.